"You beat the cow" - I believe he means, you can't beat a dead horse
"You lead the hours to the troth to drink but it doesn't want to" - meaning you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
These are kinds of things that make my day, lighten my mood, and make me love him that much more! It would be boring if he was never goofy or didn't make me laugh all the time, so I expected nothing less when asking him the questions for this months link-up. Here's what he had to say!
1. If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
Like for the rest of my life? Somewhere hot and tropical, probably the Caribbean somewhere. People also say it can get boring there, but I like the beach. But I like snow . . . I don't know, that's a hard question.
2. Sand or Snow?
Sand . . . I like the hotness.
3. What winter olympics sport would you rock at?
A sweeper in curling. The look really intense. Or the curler, the guy who throws the rock down. Unless this means I get ultimate powers, then I'd change my answer.
4. You're cooking a romantic dinner - what's your go-to dish?
Either a good pasta dish or a nice filet mignon.
5. This year I gave my wife __________ for Valentines Day?
Flowers, a nice card, chocolates (some she didn't like), and a picture of us on the beach since we will be there in a couple weeks.