Here's a few of the things that went through my mind before, during, and after this crazy experience -
. . . Do I really have to go through with this?
. . . Okay, so I guess this isn't like a massage where you leave the room before I take my clothes off
. . . Just Relax? Do you see what position you're asking me to get in to?
. . . Oh this isn't too bad - Wait this is the least painful part?
. . . You want me to lay like what? This isn't yoga class lady!
. . . . "You're doing good - you're not flinching or swearing or anything" - That's because I'm numb from the pain ma'am
. . . . Do you really expect me to hold a conversation? I'm trying as hard as I can to hold my breath so it hurts less!
. . . . What the F . . . I thought the wax was bad, Stop the Tweezing!!!
. . . . You want me to book a follow-up appointment? Lady, I was just tortured for the last 40 minutes, ask me again in a week when I've forgotten most of this experience!
. . . Okay great . . . now I walk like I've been riding a horse for 20 billion hours!
. . . . Gosh this is more painful afterwards than I thought it would be!
. . . . Wait so I should have plans of wearing pants or anything for that matter for the next 48 hours? Sure that fits in with my life!
Hopefully I haven't offended you or scared you away, I just had to share! :) All in all. . . . it was less embarrassing than I had feared, but more painful afterwards than I expected. At this point, I'm not sure if I will do this again or not, but I did book another appointment . . . so I have five weeks to decide if I'm brave enough to do it again!